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Y’zGuy Rivalry jokes here’s tons of ute jokes note, some are very dumb, i’m not weeding through for the good ones There’s a guy from the U of U driving from Provo to Salt Lake, and a guy from BYU driving from Salt Lake to Provo. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Cougar manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I am really lucky to be alive! He says, “I can’t believe I survived this wreck! We should be friends. Now I’m gonna see what else survived this wreck. So the Cougar lookd in the back of the Utes’ car to find just what he expected, a full unopened can of Beer.

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How much a day? Three 6 packs Lady: How much per 6 pack Man: And how long have you been drinking? Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

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OMG there is nothing more to say.. At least her ass is! I been missin this girl too much so I had to bring her back for a Cameo.

Jokes about Salespeople. A nun is undressing for a bath and while she’s standing naked, there’s a knock at the door.

Why did Mickey go into outer space? What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive? Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it Go! What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol? What did snow white say when her photos weren’t ready yet? Some Day My Prints Will come! Why was Cinderella a bad soccer player? Because she was always running away from the ball, she kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

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Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course. If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me? You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday. Are you looking for a shallow relationship? What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me? Don’t you work at Hooters? Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in? Does your left eye hurt?

Because you been looking right all day. I lost my number can I borrow yours. Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.


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Gives a picture and produces noise. We made it work long enough to ship it. When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound. Old design failed, maybe this one will work. We got a good deal at a government auction.. You can return it from most airports. Nothing we ever had before worked this way. We finally got it to fit together.

Does things we can’t explain. One of our techs was laid off by Boeing. Just one, but it’ll take technical support weeks to sort out the mess left behind.

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Emma Swan, also known as the Savior and the Greatest Light, formerly as the Dark One or the Dark Swan, briefly as Princess Leia, and alternatively as Princess Emma, is a character on ABC’s Once Upon a Time and Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. She débuts in the first episode of the first season of.

Refers to person, place, thing, quality, etc. It tastes like fruit punch but contains less sugar. I made some fruit punch for the party tonight. I use a hole-puncher to put holes in the pages and then put them in my binder. Verb not taking a direct object–for example, “She jokes. Joe knocked John down with a one-two punch to the head and stomach. Phrase with special meaning functioning as verb–for example, “put their heads together,” “come to an end.

That whiskey really packs a punch!

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Adjustments Trigger When the weather gets windy, pro golfers have to go-to a shot for keeping the ball low. It’s called the knock-down , and it’s a handy weapon for any golfer’s arsenal. Played into a headwind, a knock-down won’t balloon up into the air and lose distance like a higher shot.

On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night. He finally found a hut in the middle of the woods and knocked on the door.

The best customer service jokes A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: How’d you know I was a blonde?! She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam How may we help you today? There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir And in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her Mary thinks a second before replying, “Give me six Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.

Minutes later, a chair opened up, and my name was called:


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